Lord Duality Benvolio and Mercutio Rank: Lord+Admin
Joined: 13 Nov 2008 Posts: 2230
Location: In my Prison, on your Planet
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:12 am Post subject:
Scary... lol.
Heh heh, thanks all, I liked it....
Something random, I printed up all of the comics for my friend Paulina. Turns out she is now the first and only person with a hard copy of these crazy comics, and she was the first to see number 4. Crazy ain't it....
But yeah, Owat-San is not a teacher in my comics... he wasn't in the first, and I have yet to promote him. Probly won't to keep there from being scary plot holes... So yeah, he would not be on the Roulette list.
For some reason it just keeps landing on Kaen.... Sorry Kaen, in my comics everyone is an idiot... Narakun is a violent Idiot, I am a sweet idiot, Owat-San is a friendly idiot, and so on....
No I didn't. I was a special case. _________________ .
The ones that are foolish enough to think they're invincible, are the ones I crush!
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What would happen if the roulette wheel landed on Freeze? Would Freeze have to violently instruct Pyrex? _________________ "You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on" —Elite Lord Abyss—
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Ha, didn't think about that one did you? _________________ .
The ones that are foolish enough to think they're invincible, are the ones I crush!
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A playwriting class? Oh, neat. Just don't break the fourth wall in public or you'll be hunted down and Erased. _________________ "You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on" —Elite Lord Abyss—
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Yay! Forth wall! My bad, couldn't resist. So, what exactly are you doing for this story/play? _________________ .
The ones that are foolish enough to think they're invincible, are the ones I crush!
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Bring a fiddle to the play, it'll help you get into character. _________________ "You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on" —Elite Lord Abyss—
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...I simply will not comment. The idea of a Pyrex play must be destroyed. Or burnt. With a hadoken. _________________ How many swords could a swordchuck chuck if a swordchuck could chuck swords?
Lord Duality Benvolio and Mercutio Rank: Lord+Admin
Joined: 13 Nov 2008 Posts: 2230
Location: In my Prison, on your Planet
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:33 pm Post subject:
It's done, with some editing I can give it to yall....
and action... here it is
Spoiler:
Pyrex 6
Characters
Pyrex (13 year old boy)
Narakun (Teacher in her late twenties)
Scene 1
Pyrex and Narakun are on stage. Pyrex is sitting down at a table and Narakun is in front of a whiteboard.
NARAKUN
Hello students, welcome to you first class of the year… I am-
PYREX
Pyrex raises his hand quickly
Headmaster-San.
NARAKUN
Makes an attempt to not look at Pyrex
Narakun, as you should obviously and most blatantly be aware of-
PYREX
Headmaster-San!
NARAKUN
We are starting our study of Japanese culture; all of you who have decided to take this near pointless class will be-
PYREX
HEADMASTER-SAN!!!
NARAKUN
Pleased to know this year long course will feature an in-depth look at our modern culture.
PYREX
Oh! Headmaster-San! Headmaster-San!!! PICK ME!!!
Narakun stares at Pyrex
NARAKUN
Pyrex would you just… What is it?
Pyrex puts his hand down and stares
PYREX
Well, Headmaster-San, I was wondering-
NARAKUN
Save it Pyrex! I am introducing myself to the rest of your classmates. You already know me so just shut… just… be quiet!
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
No excuses! I have had to deal with you all summer! I may be your Dorm-master but that does not mean you will be treated special in my class.
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
Look, Pyrex, stop being a disruption. I have spent an entire summer with you and I don’t want to spend anymore.
PYREX
But-
Narakun waves her hands in the air
NARAKUN
WHAT!!! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT!!!!!
PYREX
I’m your only student…
Narakun looks around the room for the first time.
NARAKUN
Wha… But… Why… How on earth did you become my only student!
PYREX
Well… no one wanted to learn about their own modern culture, they are all in Kaen’s Classroom learning about modern AMERICAN culture.
Narakun
But… Ugh, I am going to kill Kaen… Well, why on earth did you show up here?
PYREX
Because I’m American and I don’t want to learn about my own culture… plus Kaen isn’t nearly as amazing as you Headmaster-San.
NARAKUN
Pyrex, SHUTUP! And don’t call me Headmaster-San! I am not going to become your private tutor. After today I am going to transfer you out of my class and use this time for something good, like watching violent anime.
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
No Pyrex, no buts, anything but BUTS! Do you know how sick and tired I am of you!
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
NO! ONE SUMMER IS ENOUGH! I AM NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU ANY LONGER YOU IDIOTIC CHILD!!!
Pyrex begins to sob
PYREX
Don’t send me away Headmaster-San, I’ll be good. I will bring you apples, and magazines, and always do my homework. I will follow you and make sure I have good grades. I will come to class on time, no, 15 minutes early! I’ll never do anything stupid and I’ll never EVER see anyone as being any better than you. Please don’t send me away.
Narakun FACEPALMS
Narakun
Pyrex, you really don’t understand how this world works. I find you to be very annoying, and giving me apples and magazines just makes it worse. I don’t care how much respect you have for me… but it is not going to help you one bit. In no less than 60 seconds I will be calling up Aima-San. I am going to make sure we can get you transferred to something nice like Ceramics, or Essay Writing, or even Comicwriting for all I care! All that will matter is the fact that I will only have to see you when you chase me down and when I inspect your dorm room. I will never see you in a class and I will never teach you anything ever again. The one thing I will teach you now is the fact that I hate you with every fiber of my shattered and twisted soul and I wish that you had never come to this island in the first place. As that wish can not be realized I will do the next best thing, which is to act upon the plan laid out earlier. Pyrex, to be blunt, I hate you, stop crying!
Pyrex stifles back tears
PYREX
Okay Headmaster-San-
NARAKUN
Don’t call me that!
Pyrex
Okay…
Pyrex gets up
Let’s go…
NARAKUN
Yes Pyrex, let’s go
They exit
What's wrong with Loki? Anyway, kudos on the script Freeze. I feel sad for poor Pyrex being scolded by his headmaster-san when it's obvious he's only being a devoted student. But- certain types of devotion may be considered as going too far... such as stalking. _________________ "You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on" —Elite Lord Abyss—
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