Life.

Baron Loki · Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:55 am Post subject:

Shinier than I expected.

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Lord Bane · Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:46 pm Post subject:

I always imagined it as a wonderland, where no one would steal your child, just to break them open and fry them...cluck!
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Baron Loki · Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:45 pm Post subject:

Yes... It's just like you said. But shinier. :yay:
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Lord Bane · Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:19 pm Post subject:

sweet...cluck! that makes me happy...cluck!

...cluck!
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Lord Storms · Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:16 pm Post subject:

Then don't kill me. Because I love scrambled eggs

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Heartless Banryx · Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:25 pm Post subject:

True, scrambled eggs are great.
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Baron Loki · Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:59 am Post subject:

Yes.
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Lord Bane · Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:46 pm Post subject:

I prefer burgers...cluck! you guys taste good with ketchup...cluck! and a bit of fish on the side is good too...cluck! here gorty gorty gort...cluck...

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NS_Venom · Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:21 pm Post subject:

Anyone seen the lemon I was going to use? It gives the chicken a lot of flavor.
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:33 am Post subject:

I'm doing a science experiment to see how to preserve eggs, but they rotted slowly and painfully in their own filth... And in peanut butter.
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NS_Venom · Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:05 pm Post subject:

Lol.
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject:

Today I'm supposed to get most of it done, I've already opened most of the eggs and decided which ones succeded. I never realized how much I dislike boiled eggs and mold...

Next year I'm going to try a similar project, except with actual chickens instead of eggs! I'm going to put them in Ziploc bags, cover one with salt, drown another one, bury another, and stick one in the corner of my evil closet. I wonder how much noise they'll make seeing as I'll use live chickens?

NOT!
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Lord Bane · Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:53 pm Post subject:

OH THE HORROR!!! THE HATRED!!! WHY WHY WHY!?!? CLUCK!?!?!?

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NS_Venom · Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:59 am Post subject:

Relax, we're just having fun. Anyway, does anyone know where that lemon went? I got the chicken right here.
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Lord Storms · Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:28 am Post subject:

The Lemon is dancing with the bannanas.

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NOOO!!! WHAT DID ABYSS DO WITH OUR PRECIOUS BANNANAS!!!
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NS_Venom · Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:52 pm Post subject:

They were, I'll just say, a problem.
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:44 pm Post subject:

Aye, the horror of watching a chicken rot. I once mummified a chicken and gave it to my friend as a present, he didn't like it. Something about smell and fluids...

Yes, dah bananas hahve been torminated.

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NS_Venom · Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:07 pm Post subject:

Lol.
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Heartless Banryx · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:46 am Post subject:

How is that laughable? That's terrible. That poor chicken.
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NS_Venom · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:59 am Post subject:

I know, but it was kinda funny besides what happened to the chicken.
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Baron Loki · Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:27 pm Post subject:

...As I've said, you guys just don't get E-Sarcasm.

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Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:07 pm Post subject:

It has to be italicized to be recognized as sarcasm.

No, I'll save the world through love and honesty.

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Baron Loki · Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:58 pm Post subject:

Yes, I'm sure...

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Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:09 pm Post subject:

Yay, you get two points!

Speaking of life, my little brother said his first word as well as making the gesture related to it.
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Lord Bane · Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 1:47 am Post subject:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GIRLFREIND MIGHT HAVE CANCER!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!

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