Oceanic Empire Competition #2

Dread Abyss · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:07 am Post subject:

Not the laxative part, I meant the ketchup under the seat.

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General Ceyrox · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:11 am Post subject:

It's rather satisfying.
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Lord Bane · Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:03 pm Post subject:

well, what I do is at lunch, when no one is looking, open the top of a dressing packet, and then stick it upsidedown in someones back pocket. see what happens when they sit.
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Cluck, Cluck...BANG!!!!!

General Ceyrox · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:31 am Post subject:

How do you get it there without them knowing?
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:25 am Post subject:

Alright, what you do is take some pepper spray and really pungent deodorant and freeze it. (Pefume would also work instead of the deodorant or pepper spray, it's probably better.) Then put it in a person's hood on a hot day, though you'll have to keep it cool. The ice will melt and release a horrible smell that will slowly seep into his jacket and then shirt. You could also fill a balloon with the stuff and then hide it somewhere where his face will get close to; a stink bomb that'll have everyone coughing and getting nose bleeds.

And for my second prank; make children watch you play the game Dead Space. Make. Them. Watch!
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And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
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General Ceyrox · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:42 am Post subject:

What's dead space?
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:55 am Post subject:

Search it on Youtube, it's a child-friendly game..

How I wonder what you are...
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And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
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General Ceyrox · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:56 am Post subject:

Sorry... can't right now.
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:00 am Post subject:

Well you'll see. You will see.

Twinkle twinkle little star...
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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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General Ceyrox · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:02 am Post subject:

Probably not. I rarely look at links people give me.
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:41 pm Post subject:

I didn't give you a link, I axed you to search it on Youtube. Though I could give you a link if you wanted.
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And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
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Colonel Banryx · Guest

Nah, hey Abyss, go to twogirlsandacup.com.
Don't, its trap!

Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:54 pm Post subject:

I have seen the Family Guy episode.

It's a trap!
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And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
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General Ceyrox · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:22 pm Post subject:

What Family Guy episode?
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Foremicoh · Guest

My turn!

Use a net to trap children with ice cream as bait. "Dununununununu!" Is there anything more beautiful than the ice cream siren that calls children to it.

Dread Abyss · Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:44 am Post subject:

It was a newer Family Guy episode, I forgot most of it. Anyways, Brian tricks Stewie into watching Two Girls, One Cup. Sorry Foremicoh, the deadline was yesterday and I don't think that's a prank.

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And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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Colonel Banryx · Guest

Didn't he post it yesterday?

Dread Abyss · Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:13 am Post subject:

Sorry, I meant two days ago. Still, it's great to hear some people are still using nets.

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And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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Colonel Banryx · Guest

Yup. Foremicoh's an old-fashioned guy.

Dread Abyss · Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:49 am Post subject:

Does he clean his hair with butter? I hear it gives hair a nice, sleek feel.

So, who's judging the competition?
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And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
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Colonel Banryx · Guest

Storms. Although, with his recent bout of unfairness, it might be unearned.

General Ceyrox · Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:51 am Post subject:

Dread Abyss · Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:05 am Post subject:

Ah yes, though I have also seen some videos on Youtube saying it was revolting. Have Banryx or you seen it?
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And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
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Colonel Banryx · Guest

No. Setrius told us to NEVER, EVER, under any circumstances, to watch it.

Dread Abyss · Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:46 am Post subject:

How revolting could it be? The more people tell me not to see it, the more I want to see it!

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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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