Random Role-Play Fights

General Ceyrox · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:51 am Post subject:

I'll stop. (Chainsaw barely misses) So... how's everyone doing?

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Dread Abyss · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:35 am Post subject:

I'm fine, Kaen hasn't been seen since I answered my phone with the hand I was using to hold the sledgehammer. I also can't find my sledgehammer.

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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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General Ceyrox · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:37 am Post subject:

I think it's in Kaen's head.
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:58 am Post subject:

Now that I've looked again, you're somewhat right. My sledgehammer's sitting in some reddish pool where Kaen was.
:spleen:
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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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General Ceyrox · Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:18 am Post subject:

Correction, where Kaen's head was.

Abyss: Will you ever post in the Resistance RPG?!
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:02 pm Post subject:

*looks around shiftily* Of cooouuurse...

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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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General Ceyrox · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:32 am Post subject:

When? Have you just gotten too lazy?
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Lord Abyss · Guest

Lazy, AND FAT! *attempts to eat Ceyrox while shooting at him and looking cool*

8)

General Ceyrox · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:24 am Post subject:

No, seriously! If you don't want to anymore, then just get rid of the sub-forum and move it to the archives.
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Lord Kaen · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:20 am Post subject:

Huh...So I'm what, decapitated? Why am I not dead...

-thinks of Hidan-

owao...O_O
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:38 am Post subject:

I will post in the Resistance sub-forum, I just have to get back in character.

Ok, I'm in character. *pulls out gun*
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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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Brilliant Gort · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:25 pm Post subject:

Post you lazy pig! I can't post until you do something; you lazy, nazi pig you.

Gort's, uh, kidding!

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If you are reading this, you owe Gort exactly one dollar. Should you keep your dollar, Gort will destroy your flesh. That's right, he can destroy your flesh!

Dread Abyss · Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:59 am Post subject:

Ok, sir.

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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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General Ceyrox · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:17 am Post subject:

Still waiting for it.
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Baron Loki · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:24 am Post subject:

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How many swords could a swordchuck chuck if a swordchuck could chuck swords?

Dread Abyss · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:42 am Post subject:

They're synchronized! Meh, I have an emoticon for such a situation.

:jet:
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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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General Ceyrox · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:44 am Post subject:

How 'bout this?

:jet: :jet: :jet: :jet: :jet: :jet: :jet:

You feelin' lucky kid, huh? Well, do ya?
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Dread Abyss · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:50 am Post subject:

They're just bananas, isn't that going a little overboard?

:zombie: vs. ::
:alien: vs. ::
:execute: vs. ::

vs. ::
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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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Baron Loki · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:56 pm Post subject:

They're just bananas, isn't that going a little overboard?

:zombie: vs. :evilnana:
Lose Win
:alien: vs. :evilnana:
Lose Win
:execute: vs. :evilnana:
Win Lose

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Lose Win

No.
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How many swords could a swordchuck chuck if a swordchuck could chuck swords?

Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:47 am Post subject:

The xenomorph would definately win.

Otherwise, yes, bananas could kill zombies, executioners, and people blindly firin' guns.

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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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