Random Role-Play Fights

Baron Loki · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:37 am Post subject:

*Throws pencil at Cerox* *Turns on improbability drive* *Pencil turns into ninja star*

Whoops!

*Throws an

at Kaen* *The

eats Kaen*

*Turns to Abyss* *Activates C-4 planted underneath Abyss*

Wonder where that came from?

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How many swords could a swordchuck chuck if a swordchuck could chuck swords?

Dread Abyss · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:27 am Post subject:

C-4 is equal to or lesser than an air fuel. Your efforts are insolent, I've got regeneration!:BLEH!:

*hand blast*
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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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Lord Storms · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:58 pm Post subject:

*Summons army of Elite Combat Forms with Fuel Rod Guns*

Hehehe...

*Names Abyss "Will" and then gives the order to fire at will*
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And yes, I have yet to leave Cookieland!

Baron Loki · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:44 pm Post subject:

:jet: *Drops H-Bomb on EOTH and Abyss*
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How many swords could a swordchuck chuck if a swordchuck could chuck swords?

Lord Storms · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject:

*Infects Loki and gives him uber-powers but makes him serve my will*
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And yes, I have yet to leave Cookieland!

Baron Loki · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:09 pm Post subject:

*With a tremendous force of will, I break free of the mental bonds and set out to seize control of the universe*

IT'S THE APACALYPSE (again)!
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How many swords could a swordchuck chuck if a swordchuck could chuck swords?

Lord Bane · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:38 pm Post subject:

...creates

.

grows up to be :spleen: or George bush. :spleen: becomes president, and, well, you know the rest.
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Cluck, Cluck...BANG!!!!!

Lord Storms · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:25 pm Post subject:

NO.... I will NOT allow the world to undergoe another 8 years like the last 8 ones...

*Infects all of humanity*
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And yes, I have yet to leave Cookieland!

Baron Loki · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:46 am Post subject:

*Eats :spleen: * Ha ha, Mr. Prez. Or should I say, Mr. Lame Duck.
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How many swords could a swordchuck chuck if a swordchuck could chuck swords?

Lord Storms · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:06 pm Post subject:

Yeah, five more days of being ruled by a lame duck...

He escaped my infection because he didn't have a high enough IQ to be a carrier form...

*Regains control of Loki*
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And yes, I have yet to leave Cookieland!

Lord Bane · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:13 pm Post subject:

eats an

. the

gives me super powers and I turn into

man. then, being

man I turn every living orgonism into :spleen:.
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Cluck, Cluck...BANG!!!!!

Colonel Banryx · Guest

Lord Duality · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:33 am Post subject:

I keel you!
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Colonel Banryx · Guest

Materializes a Ranch Dressing Hoze. Squirts Freeze.

Lord Duality · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:37 am Post subject:

NO!!!!

I blow your head open with C-4.
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Colonel Banryx · Guest

You can't stop the power of Ranch Dressing!

Lord Kaen · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:50 am Post subject:

I pull out a Bazooka and fire it at everyone, leaving them dead.
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Colonel Banryx · Guest

Ranch dressing revives me!

*Dununun!*

Lord Storms · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:13 am Post subject:

*Suddenly becomes Makuta Teridax*

You cannot destroy me, for I am nothing.

---OR---

You cannot destroy me, for I am everything.
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And yes, I have yet to leave Cookieland!

Colonel Banryx · Guest

Oh yeah...
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Turns into Dark Mirror Toa Tuyet...

I'm overpowered, and will kill you all. Well, die.

*Obliterates Teridax with water, shredding his armor and antidermis to pieces*

Lord Storms · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:22 am Post subject:

But I am Nothing, or Everything. Therefore, there is either nothing to destroy or you die with me.
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And yes, I have yet to leave Cookieland!

Colonel Banryx · Guest

Don't get too philosiphical, for if you're nothing, then you're not really there. But how could you tell me you're nothing? You'd have to be something, and something isn't nothing, which is exactly what was destroyed when you said you were nothing, while you were really confirming that you're something.

Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:21 am Post subject:

*shoves sock into Banryx's mouth*

Anyways, I was holding a mirror in front of me as Kaen shot the basooka so I easily survived.

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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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Colonel Banryx · Guest

And you killed Kaen, cause of Kaen's reflection in the mirror...

Dread Abyss · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:39 am Post subject:

The sun's rays bounced off of the mirror and heated up one of the rockets causing it to explode in Kaen's hands.
Yes, that string of words I just said made perfect sense.

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"You say you feel so down/Everytime I turn around/You say you should've been gone by now
And you think that everything's wrong/You ask me how to carry on/We'll make it through another day just hold on"
—Elite Lord Abyss—
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