Strange Dreams Topic

Heartless Banryx · Strange Dreams Topic

I'm surprised we didn't make one earlier. Alright, here it is, go ahead and do what you wish.

Heartless Banryx

Well, its apparent nobody posted. But here it is anyways. I had a weird dream. I was forced to butter toast by a tire-making company.

Dread Abyss

Alright I'm going to save this thread because I actually have had some pretty cool, fun, and by those extents, weird, dreams. Wow I haven't used that many commas in one sentence since my 4th Grade story.

First dream, some sort of hideous hybrid between Ghostbusters & Tomb Raider/LoZ, namely Ghostbusters. I was like an assistant to the three explorer-like men and occasionally I'd open some secret doorway and on two occasions a TV screen was unveiled that showed the next location for us to go to. A woman joined us on our last mission and we seemed to be already acquainted, she took the job far more seriously than the rest of us. We found the room in some sort of tourist infested pyramid and once we found the secret entrance a wall came down behind us and trapped us inside until we found an odd device that lifted us to a second floor. There was a room, but it required a special code in order for us to enter. The woman offered to thoroughly inspect the room below us, but she came back almost immediately with three other women. I'm not sure what we were trying to do, but at one point I found a surprsingly thick journal that was crucial to defeating the witch/siren/demon women. The woman who was with us was infected, her eyes turned blue or something, and they let my character leave because I didn't know as much as the others. The women killed the men somehow, I was gone at the time, and the next day my character went back to college and met the women again. Each of them apologized and said that they weren't themselves, but they were obviously insincere. Also for some reason my character randomly played a game that was like a mix between Soul Calibur IV and Brawl, it looked incredibly stupid. Anyways "I" went home, found a book, realized it was special or something, and disguised it as a Bible and went somewhere safe to read it. The End.

Heartless Banryx

That was quite disturbing.

Dread Abyss

Indeed it was, but my dream last night was in fact far more disturbing. I'll post it tomorrow or later today, plus it'll have more depth. Here's a preview: there's an exploding crocodile in it.

Heartless Banryx

I'm in Cancun and they have Crocodiles here and there was one at the restaraunt and it just was sleeping on the ground below.

Lord Kaen

Heartless Banryx

Yeah it smiled at me...

Lord Kaen

Creepy.

Wait, was that a dream, or real?

-reads post in home page-

Oh

Dread Abyss

Oh that's cool, Banryx. Was it an old, fat crocodile or was it a young punk?

Heartless Banryx

I don't know, but it was pretty big. Probably 7 feet long and fat.

I had a strane dream. It's long, though:

I was abducted by Aliens while sleeping. It ends up it was the entire Star Trek Crew from Generation 1, but they were invaded by McDonalds and all gained like 200 lbs. Scotty was huge! I was then beamed down to Hoth, and had to kill a yetti promoting Burger King and Jack in the Box. They said they'd kill my dolly if I didn't. After stumbling through the snow, a bunch of Eewoks kidnapped me. They forced me to dance, and then run for my life, and then dance again, and I appeared on Endor. I went to college on Endor for what felt about 3 years. My teacher was Chewbacca, who lived on Kashykk but was on Endor for some reason. Anyways, the Yeti ended up being my girlfriend, but I killed her. I went back to Hoth but the planet was destroyed when Scotty tripped and fell on it. Then I went back to Earth and continued to sleep, with now a 3 year degree from an Endor college, which is 7 years of Yale on Earth. A Hobo stole my mind and I traded it to him for an oven and he dissappeared into Scotty's mouth. McDonalds then invaded earth and made everyone several hundred lbs. As I was rolling around I saw my ex-girlfriend and asked her how being a yetty was, and she and I discussed it and laughed about it and then squeezed into my house (A Mcdonalds) and we lived happilly ever after.

Lord Bane

.... *disturbed twitch*

General Ceyrox

I hate Mcdonalds.

Heartless Banryx

So do they apparently.

Dread Abyss

What an excellent experience that must've been. My most recent dream was about poisoning someone or kidnapping someone. Unfortunately I can't remember any details.

Lord Kaen

Heartless Banryx

I hate when you get a vague impression of a dream but don't remember the details. Especially if its interesting.

Dread Abyss

Exactly, in fact I had a pretty good dream while I was over at your house and I could only remember the exact end.

General Ceyrox

And what was the exact end?

Dread Abyss

Some guy went over to a house and saw a corpse inside and instantly hid in front of the backyard gate, somebody came outside and the my character turned into a crow and flew away.

Lord Kaen

creepy

Dread Abyss

Yeah it was actually pretty cool. Now my dream from last night wasn't creepy, just disturbing. In addition to being shirtless throughout most of the dream I also drank beer and accidentally annoy a prepubescent girl in a pool.

☼.o

Lord Kaen

howd you do that. O_O

Dread Abyss

Annoy a prepubescent girl? That's sick, Kaen!

Lord Kaen

-face/desk-

Heartless Banryx

Are you serious, cause I know a lot about psychology, and that is really messed up.

Lord Kaen

So it wasn't just me? ☼.☼

Heartless Banryx

Nope.

Lord Kaen

K. Makes me feel better. ^^

Dread Abyss

I'm messed up?

You were probably asking me if I was serious as that would make me messed up. It wasn't as bad as it sounded though... I was probably seven years older during the dream and annoy is probably a hyperbole.

Heartless Banryx

Still, psychologically that is not right. You shouldn't have dreams about being a pedophile. Dreams aren't just random, they are your subconscious trying to communicate with you.

Dread Abyss

Heh, I misconstrued it... I was at a swimming pool contemplating if I wanted to go swimming and eventually I jumped in, though a girl happened to be swimming under me at the time. So I accidentally landed on her leg, which annoyed her. Nonetheless I apologized to her and left to get my glasses "for some reason". Buying beer at the park seems like my subconscious messing with me again.

Where'd you learn about psychology, Banryx?

Heartless Banryx

Books I've read, I find it interesting, as I should as an aspiring psychologist.

You're dream sounds a lot like a scene from the movie Sandlot. You sure you haven't seen it?

Dread Abyss

Fascinating. What are the books' names?

I've probably seen five minutes of it, maybe more.

Heartless Banryx

Uh, they were just random books, nothing I'd note the name of.

I don't see why you would only watch 5 minutes of that movie.

Dread Abyss

I wasn't paying attention to the TV at the time. From what you've said, I really should see it this month.

Also, did you know that annoy also means annoy? Yeah, think about it.

Heartless Banryx

Hm, knowing that might annoy some people.

Lord Storms

Nah, it would only irritate them.

EDIT: I had a dream last night where the forum was moved to Skype and Banryx, Myself, and someone who doesn't even exist and had a longer username than mine used to be became the new admins.

Dread Abyss

Never heard of Skype or myself. Strange dream, though I've had similar things happen in my dreams, if only momentarily.

Well I actually had a dream a couple days ago that I can remember and that I thought was pretty interesting. It was also one of those dreams where you feel like you've already been told the setting and the plot of the events and now you're going through it more elaborately. The dream was taking place in a not too distant future, but it was very different from our world. The citizens of wherever the dream took place were completely loyal to the government and appeared to always be busy. The main characters were slaves that had been told about some wonderful thing that will set them free if they find it. The slaves were children of varying ages and skin colors, and they weren't muscular. Whatever they were looking for was hidden in a government building built like a labrynth. The building had sleek white walls and was incredibly tall. Numerous people wearing suits and looking busy walked to offices with their young slaves closely following them in bluish-gray uniforms. I believe I saw guards at one point in the dream, but I couldn't distinguish much from them except that they were wearing white.

Anyway, a slave, none of their names were revealed so I'll call him Dean, met with an elderly man that told him of a mysterious item that was hidden deep within the building and the item would somehow free the slaves. The man quickly left without adding anymore details. Dean told his master about what he heard and saw from his expression that the old man did in fact know something important. Dean told several fellow slaves, that he had befriended, about what he heard and they orchestrated an escape plan that would seperate them into teams. Dean would stay in the building and try to gather more facts while the other teams would go out and either try to escape or also gather more facts. One girl tried to escape, but the authorities were quickly closing in on her so she had to shake them off somehow. She hid in a church and managed to escape when the police went after a pastor that was acting shifty because he'd been stealing from the church. The next events were less detailed and they consisted of some people riding a train, some girl with a shotgun trying to catch the other slaves, and a team thinking that they found the wonderful thing only to end up in a dead end.

Lord Storms

Wow. My dreams are never that elaborate.

Wednesday night I had a dream where instead of being on person I was a conglomerate of knights and magicians caught up in a civil war over their job to guard a group of nuns. It was bizarre, because different parts of my body were different groups of knights and I played the role of every one of their commanders (I can remember there being five or six).

Dread Abyss

Well most of my dream was fill in the blank. Most of my dreams are pretty short or random. Last night's dream simply involved me going on OceanicEmpire and seeing that Clan Discussions, Off Topic, and Other Games had new posts.

Any battles in your dream?

Lord Storms

Two. A mage got shot by another one with a fireball, and there was a battle between the knights, but I can't remember it, except that one of the commanders died.

Oh, and there was another battle everyone fought in, but one side was randomly grossly outnumbered even though it hadn't been two seconds before; and yet that side won that battle.

Dread Abyss

That seems like a fun dream. Usually action sequences in my dreams just involve me or another character with a shotgun. I wonder why that is?

Lord Storms

You like shotguns? If there's one in you house you see frequently, that would explain it.

Dread Abyss

I like shotguns and I usually use them in games, but that's basically it. Perhaps I'm just having trouble remembering more of my dreams, oh well.

Baron Loki

I had a dream about the end of the world.

It started out with people cutting off all sources of oxygen with deforestation. People started using oxygen substitutes, but alien terrorists blew those up with laser cannons. The US started a war with the extraterrestrials, but all that that really accomplished was accidentially sinking new york into the ocean. After that, everyone was trying to get off the planet using bicycle-powered space shuttles, but everyon didn't have enough energy to pedal the ships due to McDonalds becoming the worlds sole government, so they all crashed into the White house. The government thought that it was the aliens attacking again, so they started firing death star-like lasers into the atmosphere. The lasers hit the sun, so it blew up. However, because of the lack of air, all it did was burn the world's supply of marshmallows. The oxygen substitutes were running low now, though, so people were dying from lack of air. Then Mudkips took over the earth and made humans their slaves.

This all played out like news footage.

Lord Storms

Is that why you've been so crazy lately?

Baron Loki

Probably.