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Pyrex Comic Strips

Well, here is my contribution. If anyone has seen Aima-chan's comic strip with me and Sula (Pyrex and Owat-san) then you're in luck. I made a junky sequal! It's graphics are terrible, but it is a bit funny. You should read the first one just to see Aima-Chan's art skills.

Enjoy

The first one is here



And the second one is here


And the much shorter third one. Hope you like it.


4th


And then there was the 5th


The Play
Spoiler:

Pyrex 6
Characters
Pyrex (13 year old boy)
Narakun (Teacher in her late twenties)
Scene 1
Pyrex and Narakun are on stage. Pyrex is sitting down at a table and Narakun is in front of a whiteboard.
NARAKUN
Hello students, welcome to you first class of the year… I am-
PYREX
Pyrex raises his hand quickly
Headmaster-San.
NARAKUN
Makes an attempt to not look at Pyrex
Narakun, as you should obviously and most blatantly be aware of-
PYREX
Headmaster-San!
NARAKUN
We are starting our study of Japanese culture; all of you who have decided to take this near pointless class will be-
PYREX
HEADMASTER-SAN!!!
NARAKUN
Pleased to know this year long course will feature an in-depth look at our modern culture.

PYREX
Oh! Headmaster-San! Headmaster-San!!! PICK ME!!!
Narakun stares at Pyrex

NARAKUN
Pyrex would you just… What is it?
Pyrex puts his hand down and stares
PYREX
Well, Headmaster-San, I was wondering-
NARAKUN
Save it Pyrex! I am introducing myself to the rest of your classmates. You already know me so just shut… just… be quiet!
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
No excuses! I have had to deal with you all summer! I may be your Dorm-master but that does not mean you will be treated special in my class.
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
Look, Pyrex, stop being a disruption. I have spent an entire summer with you and I don’t want to spend anymore.
PYREX
But-
Narakun waves her hands in the air

NARAKUN
WHAT!!! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT!!!!!
PYREX
I’m your only student…
Narakun looks around the room for the first time.
NARAKUN
Wha… But… Why… How on earth did you become my only student!
PYREX
Well… no one wanted to learn about their own modern culture, they are all in Kaen’s Classroom learning about modern AMERICAN culture.
Narakun
But… Ugh, I am going to kill Kaen… Well, why on earth did you show up here?
PYREX
Because I’m American and I don’t want to learn about my own culture… plus Kaen isn’t nearly as amazing as you Headmaster-San.
NARAKUN
Pyrex, SHUTUP! And don’t call me Headmaster-San! I am not going to become your private tutor. After today I am going to transfer you out of my class and use this time for something good, like watching violent anime.
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
No Pyrex, no buts, anything but BUTS! Do you know how sick and tired I am of you!
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
NO! ONE SUMMER IS ENOUGH! I AM NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU ANY LONGER YOU IDIOTIC CHILD!!!
Pyrex begins to sob

PYREX
Don’t send me away Headmaster-San, I’ll be good. I will bring you apples, and magazines, and always do my homework. I will follow you and make sure I have good grades. I will come to class on time, no, 15 minutes early! I’ll never do anything stupid and I’ll never EVER see anyone as being any better than you. Please don’t send me away.
Narakun FACEPALMS
Narakun
Pyrex, you really don’t understand how this world works. I find you to be very annoying, and giving me apples and magazines just makes it worse. I don’t care how much respect you have for me… but it is not going to help you one bit. In no less than 60 seconds I will be calling up Aima-San. I am going to make sure we can get you transferred to something nice like Ceramics, or Essay Writing, or even Comicwriting for all I care! All that will matter is the fact that I will only have to see you when you chase me down and when I inspect your dorm room. I will never see you in a class and I will never teach you anything ever again. The one thing I will teach you now is the fact that I hate you with every fiber of my shattered and twisted soul and I wish that you had never come to this island in the first place. As that wish can not be realized I will do the next best thing, which is to act upon the plan laid out earlier. Pyrex, to be blunt, I hate you, stop crying!
Pyrex stifles back tears
PYREX
Okay Headmaster-San-
NARAKUN
Don’t call me that!
Pyrex
Okay…
Pyrex gets up
Let’s go…
NARAKUN
Yes Pyrex, let’s go
They exit



No. 7, coming up


Pyrex 8, Thanksgiving Part 1
Baron Loki

Very special, Freeze.  VERRY SPECIAL!!!!
Lord Duality

They are special, aren't they!
Baron Loki

Yes.  Especially the second one.
Lord Duality

Thank You  

Sorry, they have to be stupid because Pyrex is the essence of pure stupidity. It helpes me get out my stupid side.
Baron Loki

Yup.
Dread Abyss

The blobby thing.

Do you do guest stars?
I'm talkin' 'bout Gort!
Baron Loki

Gort would be... interesting.... :bounce:
Dread Abyss

I wonder what kind of fish he'd be portrayed as?
Baron Loki

A puffer fish!

Or a frog...
Dread Abyss

A puffer fish, trout, barracuda, lamprey, Cloverfield monster, or an angler fish? I'll PM Gort so he can give his opinion.
Lord Duality

Puffer fish. And most of the "Guest Stars" are PNC people, which is where Pyrex resides.

Maybe Gort can pull off a Guest Star appearance.
Lord Kaen

Dun do me =,=

Heartless Banryx

Kinda funny... but I've seen funnier.
Lord Duality

Well, they aren't the best. But they are a funny. ADD, but funny!
Baron Loki

Yes, ADD, that's what Pyrex has.
Heartless Banryx

Does he actually?
Lord Duality

Well, no. LOL, he is a jopke RP-Character.
Lord Kaen

Who seems to think Kaen is his best friend (excluding Owatatsumi)

Man, I made Kaen to nice XD
Lord Duality

He also htinks that Aima-chan/Narakun/Nagara is his best friend. It adds to the randomness.
NS_Venom

Thing is, I do seem to have those, "What am I going to do with you" moments. Btw, I fixed your images Pyrex.
Dread Abyss

People have "What am I going to do with you?" moments often around me. It's too bad that it's the other way around.

I may make a comic as well, but on something... different.
Lord Duality

Good news, I made a third. I don't know how good it is, but it is much shorter and to the point. Plus no guest star appearances.
Lord Kaen

I saw it >.>
NS_Venom

Let me guess, its on the PNC right now?
Lord Kaen

Yes.
NS_Venom

Looks like he edited his post here as well. Its kinda funny, but I thought, and this is jsut me, that the other one was better.
Lord Duality

It was rushed.... That's about it.

Not as inspired as another comic I have.
Heartless Banryx

I used to make other comics when I was younger.
NS_Venom

Hey Freeze, are you ever going to make a new comic?
Lord Duality

Actually, I just learned I had number 4... And never posted it here. I will post it soon.... hopefully
NS_Venom

Cool, I'm looking forward to seeing it.
Lord Duality

It is weird....
NS_Venom

So? Weird is funny...sometimes. >_>
Dread Abyss

I'm weird and I'm--hey, Sula, you're making Kaen's distorted face!
NS_Venom

What?
Lord Kaen

>_>
Lord Duality

Like this? >_>

Okay, it is up now, yipee, I had only posted it on PNC, sorry all...
NS_Venom

Lol, its good. I was surprised you didn't have anyone else in it.
Lord Duality

Eh, when you have a scene, or an idea, or an evil monkey from the thrid moon of mars bent on killing his evil stepsister who had a sex change and is now his evil step brother, you have to develop it.

I have started five, and, through a very strange turn of events, there will be no Pyrex.

But our favorite lord on the PNC might appear....

EDIT: IT IS FINISHED!!! This is probably my favorite I made...
NS_Venom

I can't thin of anything to post, but I will laugh.
Lord Duality

Thanks!
Lord Kaen

Oy...so true...lol
Dread Abyss

Excellent. However, there's just one problem with that diagram. There should be a miscellaneous option with numerous possibilities!

NS_Venom

Why? I don't want to have to deal with Pyrex. Hes crazy. Thats why I had Narakun make the wheel and give Kaen 50% of it, and not include me.
Lord Kaen

¬.¬
NS_Venom

Ooops, I didn't know you were here Kaen.
Lord Kaen

lol..
NS_Venom

Yay, someone actually laughed!
Lord Kaen

Yes, but you don't want to know what I was laughing about.  
Lord Duality

Scary... lol.

Heh heh, thanks all, I liked it....

Something random, I printed up all of the comics for my friend Paulina. Turns out she is now the first and only person with a hard copy of these crazy comics, and she was the first to see number 4. Crazy ain't it....

But yeah, Owat-San is not a teacher in my comics... he wasn't in the first, and I have yet to promote him. Probly won't to keep there from being scary plot holes... So yeah, he would not be on the Roulette list.

For some reason it just keeps landing on Kaen.... Sorry Kaen, in my comics everyone is an idiot... Narakun is a violent Idiot, I am a sweet idiot, Owat-San is a friendly idiot, and so on....
NS_Venom

What kind of scary plot holes?

Btw, I don't wear hats anymore.
Lord Duality

.......

LIAR!!!!

Well, I'm just saying, on the PNC there was a little plothole where Owatatsumi aged a few years... while everyone else did not.
NS_Venom

I did?
Lord Duality

Yeah, to become a teacher you aged a few years...
NS_Venom

No I didn't. I was a special case.
Lord Duality

Oh! Well.... In that case.... I still will not make you a teacher... sawry....
NS_Venom

I didn't mean it like that...
Dread Abyss

What would happen if the roulette wheel landed on Freeze? Would Freeze have to violently instruct Pyrex?
NS_Venom

Good question...
Lord Duality

Um.... Uh..... Ooooooh.... SCARY!
NS_Venom

Ha, didn't think about that one did you?
Lord Duality

Wait, landing on Freeze would be in a way.... breaking the fourth wall.

I mean, bringing an author into a story is infact breaking that sacred wall of 4.

I will probably make another one soon. I have a very interesting Idea....
NS_Venom

Oh, boy...
Lord Duality

Okay everyone, I lied, I will not be making another comic. Instead I will be making.... a play.

Yes, that is right, I will be making a play for my playwrighting class with Narakun and Pyrex as the lead....
NS_Venom

This will be very interesting...
Dread Abyss

A playwriting class? Oh, neat. Just don't break the fourth wall in public or you'll be hunted down and Erased.
NS_Venom

Yay! Forth wall! My bad, couldn't resist. So, what exactly are you doing for this story/play?
Lord Storms

...

Well, I was going to ask if Durandal could be in a comic, but...

I WANT A COPY OF THAT SCRIPT!!!

I can put it on and have one third of a merit badge requirement done!
Dread Abyss

Bring a fiddle to the play, it'll help you get into character.
Baron Loki

...I simply will not comment.  The idea of a Pyrex play must be destroyed.  Or burnt.  With a hadoken.
Lord Duality

It's done, with some editing I can give it to yall....

and action... here it is

Spoiler:

Pyrex 6
Characters
Pyrex (13 year old boy)
Narakun (Teacher in her late twenties)
Scene 1
Pyrex and Narakun are on stage. Pyrex is sitting down at a table and Narakun is in front of a whiteboard.
NARAKUN
Hello students, welcome to you first class of the year… I am-
PYREX
Pyrex raises his hand quickly
Headmaster-San.
NARAKUN
Makes an attempt to not look at Pyrex
Narakun, as you should obviously and most blatantly be aware of-
PYREX
Headmaster-San!
NARAKUN
We are starting our study of Japanese culture; all of you who have decided to take this near pointless class will be-
PYREX
HEADMASTER-SAN!!!
NARAKUN
Pleased to know this year long course will feature an in-depth look at our modern culture.

PYREX
Oh! Headmaster-San! Headmaster-San!!! PICK ME!!!
Narakun stares at Pyrex

NARAKUN
Pyrex would you just… What is it?
Pyrex puts his hand down and stares
PYREX
Well, Headmaster-San, I was wondering-
NARAKUN
Save it Pyrex! I am introducing myself to the rest of your classmates. You already know me so just shut… just… be quiet!
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
No excuses! I have had to deal with you all summer! I may be your Dorm-master but that does not mean you will be treated special in my class.
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
Look, Pyrex, stop being a disruption. I have spent an entire summer with you and I don’t want to spend anymore.
PYREX
But-
Narakun waves her hands in the air

NARAKUN
WHAT!!! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT!!!!!
PYREX
I’m your only student…
Narakun looks around the room for the first time.
NARAKUN
Wha… But… Why… How on earth did you become my only student!
PYREX
Well… no one wanted to learn about their own modern culture, they are all in Kaen’s Classroom learning about modern AMERICAN culture.
Narakun
But… Ugh, I am going to kill Kaen… Well, why on earth did you show up here?
PYREX
Because I’m American and I don’t want to learn about my own culture… plus Kaen isn’t nearly as amazing as you Headmaster-San.
NARAKUN
Pyrex, SHUTUP! And don’t call me Headmaster-San! I am not going to become your private tutor. After today I am going to transfer you out of my class and use this time for something good, like watching violent anime.
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
No Pyrex, no buts, anything but BUTS! Do you know how sick and tired I am of you!
PYREX
But-
NARAKUN
NO! ONE SUMMER IS ENOUGH! I AM NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU ANY LONGER YOU IDIOTIC CHILD!!!
Pyrex begins to sob

PYREX
Don’t send me away Headmaster-San, I’ll be good. I will bring you apples, and magazines, and always do my homework. I will follow you and make sure I have good grades. I will come to class on time, no, 15 minutes early! I’ll never do anything stupid and I’ll never EVER see anyone as being any better than you. Please don’t send me away.
Narakun FACEPALMS
Narakun
Pyrex, you really don’t understand how this world works. I find you to be very annoying, and giving me apples and magazines just makes it worse. I don’t care how much respect you have for me… but it is not going to help you one bit. In no less than 60 seconds I will be calling up Aima-San. I am going to make sure we can get you transferred to something nice like Ceramics, or Essay Writing, or even Comicwriting for all I care! All that will matter is the fact that I will only have to see you when you chase me down and when I inspect your dorm room. I will never see you in a class and I will never teach you anything ever again. The one thing I will teach you now is the fact that I hate you with every fiber of my shattered and twisted soul and I wish that you had never come to this island in the first place. As that wish can not be realized I will do the next best thing, which is to act upon the plan laid out earlier. Pyrex, to be blunt, I hate you, stop crying!
Pyrex stifles back tears
PYREX
Okay Headmaster-San-
NARAKUN
Don’t call me that!
Pyrex
Okay…
Pyrex gets up
Let’s go…
NARAKUN
Yes Pyrex, let’s go
They exit

Baron Loki

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.........................HADOKEN!!!

Spoiler:

Dread Abyss

What's wrong with Loki? Anyway, kudos on the script Freeze. I feel sad for poor Pyrex being scolded by his headmaster-san when it's obvious he's only being a devoted student. But- certain types of devotion may be considered as going too far... such as stalking.
Baron Loki

Indeed...
Lord Storms

Lollerz!

I have to say, I want a sequel!
Lord Duality

Okay, Pyrex 7 is up and everything is nice and neat.

BUT TODAY IS A HOLIDAY. And on this Thankful Day I have decided to give you not one, not two, but three Pyrex comics. The first is out now. I will release the 2nd around 3:00. And when I get back from my granny's you'll wee part 3.

Plus, these comics mark my 10th comic strip! Pretty neat, huh. Plus Comic 8 has the return of Aima-San.
Lord Storms

It's too small!  I can't read it!  
Lord Duality

What? NO! I will find a way to fix this...
Lord Kaen

Pyrex, you copied the smaller image's link. (You used imageshack, right?)
Lord Duality

Um, I used imageshack. Anyway to fix this.

Sorry guys, yall can't be thankful for Pyrex.
Dread Abyss

10 comics... Wait a tic, didn't Aima-Chan make the first comic? If not, then kudos are necessary.

Kudos.

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