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Lord Bane

Life.

How is your life going? Anything new or special to say?
NS_Venom

Fun now that I got 2 new games to beat. 8) Yours?
General Ceyrox

My PS3 broke. But isn't this topic essentially just a chatroom?
NS_Venom

Yeah.
Dread Abyss

More specific I suppose, my life hasn't been too eventful. My brother's been making fun babbling noises as if he's trying to talk. He still hasn't said platypus, but he will.
Colonel Banryx

Abyss got a haircut, but I think its still too long. If I were you, Abyss, I would get my hair cut short, buy a couple pairs of jeans, and then some brand name shirts. But that's my suggestion, you don't have to follow it.
Dread Abyss

That was a while ago and my hair still isn't long enough! *makes sobbing noises* It's good, but if only it were longer! Yeah, I'll get some jeans and I have a couple of pretty good shirts.
Oh yeah, BAM!
NS_Venom

....................
Colonel Banryx

Seriously, though, Abyss, you're hair is ridiculously long. Long hair used to be in style, but its more comfortable when its short. I suggest that very much... besides, I've never seen you with short hair.
Dread Abyss

How is my hair "ridiculously" long? It may be long, but it's not even at pretty long yet. Plus long hair is more comfortable for me and I look hideous with short hair.

Long hair is out of style, since when? I still see it all the time and most of the time people have longer hair than me, like Freeze.
Colonel Banryx

Your hair was ridiculously long before. Now its not even long. Maybe you do look hideous, but for after a haircut, you're hair is ridiculously long. If you style it, it'll be fine.

And you can't count kids like Freeze, because you're homeschooled. Not that its bad, but they don't come in contact with as many kids as a normal kid would. And no one at school has hair as long as your is even now, except Jon, Jess, and maybe one other person.
Dread Abyss

Meh, I like it and I think it's fine. Fine I won't count Freeze, but the kids at my church have long hair.
Baron Loki

Yay, I'm back!
Colonel Banryx

Wahoo.

And its fine, but it would look tight if you had your hair short...
Lord Duality

Yeah, do not emulate me. Whatever style I have is probably the nerdy/uncool style (this is a rule of thumb)

I'm actually going to shave my hair (this may or may not be a lie)
Baron Loki

Everything you say is a lie.
Lord Duality

My name is Benjamin Linus.
Lord Storms

No, it's Phillip!
General Ceyrox

Philip Estragen!
Dread Abyss

Nah...

Yay, he's back.
It's not Benjamin or Phillip, it's Horacio Sulaiman! *shudders*
General Ceyrox

I HATE her!
Dread Abyss

Agreed, I will never go to La Habra and if I do I really hope I don't see her. The chance I'll see her is slim, but it's still irritating!
Colonel Banryx

You gonna get a GF, Abyss?
General Ceyrox

I hope I go there. Then I'll cut her ears off...
Lord Duality

Heh, she'll look just like Mayuri.
Baron Loki

Life.  Don't talk to me about life.
Lord Bane

my life is going pretty good. ive got a girl by my side, and now I spend most my time with runescape and harry potter and the chamber of secrets game!
Baron Loki

...I'm... Alive...  That's pretty much everything good...
Colonel Banryx

But Bane... that game is like six years old, and runescape went out of date yeeeeeeaaaaars agoooooo...
Lord Bane

I know. your point?
Colonel Banryx

No point.
Baron Loki

Charlie lost his yesterday.
Colonel Banryx

Gumdrops?
Lord Storms

Colonel Banryx wrote:
Abyss got a haircut, but I think its still too long. If I were you, Abyss, I would get my hair cut short, buy a couple pairs of jeans, and then some brand name shirts. But that's my suggestion, you don't have to follow it.


I have long hair, no jeans, and no brand name shirts.  And I'm that way on purpose.
NS_Venom

...........What?!
Colonel Banryx

Lord Storms, Dragonmaster wrote:
Colonel Banryx wrote:
Abyss got a haircut, but I think its still too long. If I were you, Abyss, I would get my hair cut short, buy a couple pairs of jeans, and then some brand name shirts. But that's my suggestion, you don't have to follow it.


I have long hair, no jeans, and no brand name shirts.  And I'm that way on purpose.

Jeez, you don't have to be so antagonistic. We talked about that pages ago. The long hair thing is fine, but you're homeschooled, so you have no experience with styles or fashions. I'm just trying to help Abyss out, cause I know he wants a girlfriend and it looks better.
NS_Venom

Dude, just hang out with me if you need a girl friend. We will continue this in a pm......................That came out wrong. Anyway, just send me a pm if you want any advice.
General Ceyrox

ES, you have a girlfriend?
Colonel Banryx

He didn't say so in his topic... but it doesn't quite work like that ES...
NS_Venom

Um, a very good friend, yes. However, I'm not sure I can use the word...Ah, I can't talk about this here, sorry.
General Ceyrox

Why not? There's absolutely nothing wrong about a girlfriend, which goes back into question... why'd you delete the topic?
Colonel Banryx

So then you can't help Abyss, I have about a hundred very good friends that are girls.
NS_Venom

I could, its just that this isn't the place for it.....
General Ceyrox

Why not? I've already said that there's absolutely nothing wrong with the topic of girlfriends, and  I stand by that.
Dread Abyss

Yes, ceyrox, but he doesn't.

Runescape and a Harry Piper game? An old Harry Piper game?
Yay for long hair! Yay for people pitying poor pitiful me!
Lord Bane

hahahah!!! I know the reason he cant talk about it here! acually quite comical!
General Ceyrox

Why? Bane, you must... cluck cluck... tell us!
Lord Bane

I cant tell you here... because of the reason. I will pm it to u if u dont tell.
General Ceyrox

Okay. He he, it's funny.
Lord Bane

I know...cluck!
Uber NeoSeeker

The NeoSeekers are now the life of everyone here.
Neo1337

Yeah, pretty much!
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Seeker1337

Its My Life!
Lord Bane

cluck...cluck! I am the rebellian...cluck! cluck, cluck, BANG!!
Seeker1337

Why, you, BIRD!
Uber NeoSeeker

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Lord Bane

hey guys, I tried to get banryx to come back, and this is what he said:

I would, but ES deleted me. Sorry, and I do want to come back, but I wasn't treated fair at all. I'm tired of ES taking all the credit for my work. He even said the forum is the way it is from his and Kaen's efforts. He didn't mention me at all. They just don't listen to me, and truly, ES has no idea what he's talking about or how to run a forum. He shouldn't be head admin; he could, but he should at least consult us before doing things. Please post this in the forum, because I can't post now, and so, yeah....
Uber NeoSeeker

One less obstacle.
Lord Bane

... you real nice.cluck!
Lord Duality

Pretty much. But he did come.
General Ceyrox

Come back that is!
Heartless Banryx

Thanks for posting that Bane! But I'm back now, and happy with the way things are going. To be honest, I think I'm caught up in the love of this new template!
Dread Abyss

You are? Then you'll hate what I did.

Life? I've been playing tennis again on the weekdays. Though it's annoying that I can only take my brace off for two hours because the other two hours it's off during tennis class.
Heartless Banryx

I don't know what you did Abyss, but you messed up the myffs. I've tried everything that's within my power to do; but I will do one of two things. Either ask you, Abyss, what EXACTLY you did so that you thought you changed the forum, or wait and hope it fixes itself though time.
Baron Loki

... It looks fine to ME.
Lord Kaen

Baron Loki wrote:
... It looks fine to ME.


That doesn't help
Baron Loki

Well, it does.  ._.
Lord Kaen

It's how it's saved..
Baron Loki

Ah.
Lord Kaen

Yep.
Baron Loki

Speaking of LIFE, I'm dead.  Honest!  I was terminated.
Lord Bane

that sounds fun...cluck!
Baron Loki

Very fun.  VERY FUN!!!
Heartless Banryx

So........ how's the afterlife?
Baron Loki

Shinier than I expected.
Lord Bane

I always imagined it as a wonderland, where no one would steal your child, just to break them open and fry them...cluck!
Baron Loki

Yes... It's just like you said.  But shinier. :yay:
Lord Bane

sweet...cluck! that makes me happy...cluck! ...cluck!
Lord Storms

Then don't kill me.  Because I love scrambled eggs  .
Heartless Banryx

True, scrambled eggs are great.
Baron Loki

Yes.
Lord Bane

I prefer burgers...cluck! you guys taste good with ketchup...cluck! and a bit of fish on the side is good too...cluck! here gorty gorty gort...cluck...
NS_Venom

Anyone seen the lemon I was going to use? It gives the chicken a lot of flavor.
Dread Abyss

I'm doing a science experiment to see how to preserve eggs, but they rotted slowly and painfully in their own filth... And in peanut butter.
NS_Venom

Lol.
Dread Abyss

Today I'm supposed to get most of it done, I've already opened most of the eggs and decided which ones succeded. I never realized how much I dislike boiled eggs and mold...

Next year I'm going to try a similar project, except with actual chickens instead of eggs! I'm going to put them in Ziploc bags, cover one with salt, drown another one, bury another, and stick one in the corner of my evil closet. I wonder how much noise they'll make seeing as I'll use live chickens?
NOT!
Lord Bane

OH THE HORROR!!! THE HATRED!!! WHY WHY WHY!?!? CLUCK!?!?!?  
NS_Venom

Relax, we're just having fun. Anyway, does anyone know where that lemon went? I got the chicken right here.
Lord Storms

The Lemon is dancing with the bannanas.

...

NOOO!!! WHAT DID ABYSS DO WITH OUR PRECIOUS BANNANAS!!!
NS_Venom

They were, I'll just say, a problem.
Dread Abyss

Aye, the horror of watching a chicken rot. I once mummified a chicken and gave it to my friend as a present, he didn't like it. Something about smell and fluids...

Yes, dah bananas hahve been torminated.
NS_Venom

Lol.
Heartless Banryx

How is that laughable? That's terrible. That poor chicken.
NS_Venom

I know, but it was kinda funny besides what happened to the chicken.
Baron Loki

...As I've said, you guys just don't get E-Sarcasm.
Dread Abyss

It has to be italicized to be recognized as sarcasm.

No, I'll save the world through love and honesty.
Baron Loki

Yes, I'm sure...
Dread Abyss

Yay, you get two points!

Speaking of life, my little brother said his first word as well as making the gesture related to it.
Lord Bane

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GIRLFREIND MIGHT HAVE CANCER!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!

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